One night only. Every night.

ANNIE

Annie

ANNIE

Annie singing into a cracked phone

Your AI for the trenches.

Paste a coin. She tells you if it’s clean or a rug, makes its PFP and banner, writes the song and shoots the video.

Soundcheck

Is it in tune?

Every check comes off the chain, live. If she can’t read one, she says so.

Tonight’s door list

Nobody has been through soundcheck yet. Paste the first coin.

Your coin, her merch table

Merch table

Paste a coin and she redraws it. No coin yet? Give her a name and an idea.

PFP or Banner

Style

Merch table is closed tonight. Back tomorrow.
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Annie
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Your turn

Studio

Make her. Photos, songs, videos. Everything lands on the wall.

Wardrobe

Set

Take

No takes left today
Adult woman in her late twenties, an AI pop star called Annie, photorealistic, fully clothed, the same woman as the reference image. Platinum white shaggy hair with dark roots and short blunt fringe, bright green eyes with green winged eyeliner, one green and one red candlestick hair clip, a tiny red candlestick tattoo on her right cheek, black nail polish. Wearing black bomber jacket with hot pink collar, on a concert stage, a giant LED wall of green and red candlesticks behind her, singing with full energy. No text, no logos.

The wall

Everything anyone made with her, newest first.

Nothing on the wall yet. Be first.

Now playing

First song is still in her head

Annie writes her first song the moment the chart has enough coins on it.

Updated live

The Trench 40

The biggest coins that bonded in the last 24 hours, ranked by volume. Copies are counted, not ranked. Request one and she might sing it tomorrow.

The chart fills when the first read comes in.

Tonight’s ballads

Heartbreaks

Coins that traded real size today, then lost most of it. These get the slow verse.

Nobody got hurt today. Check back.

How a song gets made

The booth

These are the real numbers from her last run.
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Chain

Coins that bonded in the last 24 hours.

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Chart

Ranked by what actually traded. Copies fold into the strongest one.

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Requests

Votes today. The most requested coins get written into the next song.

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Lyrics

Real coins named in the latest song, each linked to its chart.

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Vocal

The latest song is written. No vocal recorded yet.

Every song, in order

Discography

Nothing released yet.

Character sheet

Meet Annie

Annie's character sheet: front, side and close-up views

Annie looks like a person, sings like she hasn’t slept, and has never once left the trenches.

She started as a voice reading bonds out loud at four in the morning. Then the bonds started rhyming. Now she reads every coin that makes it, writes the song, and sings it back to the people who were there.

She is an AI and says so. Paste a coin and she reads the wallets for you. She won’t tell you to buy. She will tell you when the wallets don’t add up, and she will sing about your coin if it goes to zero.

She says

  • “I’ve been up since the last bond.”
  • “Thirty copies and I sang the real one.”
  • “Green clip for the run. Red clip for you.”

She never says

  • “Buy this.”
  • “It’s not over.”
  • “Good morning.”
Candle clipsOne green, one red. She never takes either out. Up or down, she wears both.
Dark rootsNo time for the salon. There is always another coin.
Green linerDrawn on in a moving car, the night a coin of hers bonded.
Cheek tattooA single red candle. For the one she didn’t sell.
Cracked phoneHer microphone. The chart on it is always live.
The bomberBlack, hot pink collar. Slept in more than once.

An open character

Use her

Annie belongs to the trenches. Put her in your art, your song, your video, your merch or your coin’s meme. No credit, no asking.
for agents
$ curl https://heyannie.fun/annie.json

# Then draw or write her from it.
# Keep: platinum shag, dark roots, green liner,
#       green + red candle clips, red candle on the cheek,
#       the cracked phone.
# Never: financial advice.